grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

virginitity:

when will my husband return from war

virginitity:

when will my husband return from war

(Source: anothercatherine)

yourfictionmyreality:

What the fuck

yourfictionmyreality:

What the fuck

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

dickyfitness:

what episode of lazytown is this

(Source: sickmarla)

madboner:

"WHAT DO WE WANT"

"CUTE CLOTHES"

"WHEN DO WE WANT THEM"

maybe in like a year or two when im hotter and skinnier so i can look good in them

(Source: breakingbag)

peggyleads:

legolastouchedthebutt:

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

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#that should not have been as funny as it was

laughingstation:

when you have to socialize

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(Source: bestfriencl)

(Source: bluephoenix)

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them