(Source: burgertv)

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

(Source: thirtsy)

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

nice-wig-janis:

iconic
largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

(Source: casualcissexism)

officialschool:

me as a detective

(Source: thepugman360)

icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

(Source: googlesenpai)

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs)

officialblueshell:

"no offense but-"

ima have to stop you right there bye

getoffmybloghoe:

getoffmybloghoe:

louijia board

image

(Source: freddifish)

coluring:

the struggle when you just ate but you’re still hungry

(Source: tipslip)

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.